Festival Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister?

- Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards?

- No I wouldn't.

- No, well nor will she.

- Teacher: What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?

- Student: Baseballs.

- Teacher: Baseballs?

- Student: Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!

Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
→ He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
→ Napoleon Bunnyparte!

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?
→ By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
→ Albunny, New York!

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
→ She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
→ She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
→ Johns Hopkins!

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
→ He gave tanks.