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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
→ "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

- I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.

- That was a kind thought. But why didn't you?

- I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.

What's the greatest birthday present?
→ Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
→ It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
→ Because it was marble cake!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
→ Angel food cake, of course!

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.

'Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely, 'but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!'

'That's right.'

'Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake....?'

'Well, today is his birthday!'

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
→ He wanted to have a birthday potty!

- Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?

- Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!