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Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
→ So men can remember them.
→ So men can understand them.

The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars.

"Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed.

"Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told me that this would be the best night of my life and I'm not going to miss a minute of it."

Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.

What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
→ "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.

A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
→ "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?

Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing.

"File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die."

Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary.

"He died," said Calvin.

"But I told you not to file the beak too much."

"I didn't," explained Calvin, "but by the time I got him out of the vise, he was already dead."