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A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his genitals in the window.
- What does this have to do with my throat?
- Nothing, I just hate the neighbors!
What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
→ They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Why do men masturbate?
→ It's sex with someone they love.
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
→ There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!
A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".
The husband asks for sex.
The wife says, "No."
Her husband asks, "Is that your final answer?"
She responds, "Yes."
He says, "Then, I'd like to call a friend."
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
→ Breasts don't have eyes.
What is the definition of 'making love'?
→ Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
Why are condoms like cameras?
→ They both capture the moment.
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
→ Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.
