Dirty Jokes — most viewed jokes

How does a blonde moonwalk?
→ She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
→ Sexual harassment.

"I'm worried," said the woman to her sex therapist. "I happened to find my daughter and the little boy next door both naked and examining each other's bodies."

"That's not unusual," smiled the therapist. "I wouldn't worry about it."

"But I am worried, doctor," insisted the woman, "and so is my daughter's husband!"

Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
→ She knows she's given her last blow job.

Why are blondes like pianos?
→ When they aren't upright, they're grand.

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor."
"Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell."
"My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"

Why do hunters make the best lovers?
→ Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
→ One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
→ The more you bang it the looser it gets!

I love the lines men use to get us into bed.
"Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?