Dirty Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
→ Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

What's a blonde's favourite wine?
→ "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?
→ The pigmee's are a bunch of cunning runts.

While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an onion. Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup.

"How's your sex life?" the doctor asked.

"Pretty good," the man said, to the doctor's relief. But then he added, "I've had some strange side effects."

"What's that?" the doctor asked anxiously.

"Well, every time I piss, my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hamburger stand, I get a hard-on!"

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
→ Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
→ surname

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

How do you get a blonde off of your knees?
→ Come.

Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
→ When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex?
→ A bus shelter.