Celebrities — most viewed jokes

What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
→ He was allergic to carrots.

Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making a movie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says "I want to be Mozart." Swartzeneger says: "In that case... I'll be Bach."

TOP 10 McGreevey jokes....

10. NJ state bird - swallow.
11. New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
12. NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.
13. We know he didn't like bush, but this is ridiculous.
14. Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
15. What does McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish seamen.
16. NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a "mcgreevey".
17. Gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box".
18. Post headline: "McGreevey goes down!"
19. It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governor's mansion - he's already got all his schitt packed!

What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
→ Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...

How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
→ When the big hand is on the little hand.

Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?

1. Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,
2. Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
→ Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

Here's a gross one:

What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
→ They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.

What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
→ Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?

What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
→ Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.