Bashing Blondes Part 3

What is every blonde's ambition in life?
→ To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
→ Trying to hold on to a thought.

What is the mating call of the blonde?
→ "I'm "sooo" drunk!"

What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
→ (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
→ They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
→ They always forget the recipe.

Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
→ Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
→ Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
→ From eating with forks.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
→ So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
→ Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables.

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
→ Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
→ You can park in the handicap zone.