Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?
→ She had to break a window to get out!

What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?
→ A blonde doing cartwheels!

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
→ Married.

What is 74 to a blonde?
→ 69 plus VAT

What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?
→ An air mattress.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
→ Bigfoot has been sighted.

How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra?
→ They'll be square because they forget to take the Klennex out of the box.

Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest and I'm half-way to the nut hatch."

"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself," her friend said.

So Mary bought a playpen. A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.

"Superb! I can't believe it," Mary said. "I get in that pen with a good book and the kids don't bother me one bit!"

By the way - Mary is blonde.

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions: "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"

The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...

The 45th bus just went by!"

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?
→ She couldn't find the 10 key.