First Golf Lesson

A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and competely duffed the shot. The pro said:

- Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard - grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.

The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway.
The pro said:

- That was excellent! Let's try it again only this time take the club out of your mouth.