Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
→ They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:

- Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!!

- Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over hundred.

- Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.

- Blonde: (looking shocked) oh, you meant with one guy...

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
→ "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
→ All you can eat, under a buck.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
→ She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
→ Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
→ A blonde going through a flashing red light.

A blonde says to a brunette, "Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt."
The brunette says, "Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup."

A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.

The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blond yelled at the doctor..."I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!"

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.

The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.

So he told her all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.

"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
→ She's the one on her bike.

How do you plant dope?
→ Bury a blonde.