Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
→ They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.

What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
→ He knows who the ten men were.

A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.

About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.

She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it:

- Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes? - the man asked.

"Because," replied the blonde:

- my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
→ She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
→ Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
→ Because she got an F in sex.

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.

- Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.

- Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?
→ She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?
→ When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

What did the blonde say to the physicist?
→ "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"