Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
→ One that never misses a period.

Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?
→ The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
→ Because she didn't know which one came first!

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
→ A vacant posession.

A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone.

She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping.

Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun," he says, "how do you like your new phone?", she replies: "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

"That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

What's a blonde's favourite wine?
→ "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
→ No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
→ She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
→ A Space Invader.