Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
→ They're too hard to peel.

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"

Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence?
→ She wasn't used to the front seat!

How do blonde's braincells die??
→ Alone

What is the definition of the perfect woman?
→ A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh i know."
So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?"
His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."

A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.

The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
→ She thought it was Diet Coke.

What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
→ "Nice tits!"

What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
→ Silicone chips.