Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?
→ To remind her that "toes go in first."

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
→ The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
→ By the buckle print on her forehead.

What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette?
→ A blonde doing cartwheels.

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

- Please state the nature of your emergency.

- Help! My house is on fire!

- Okay, where do you live?

- In a house you silly billy!

- No,no! How do we get there?

- Duh! Big Red Truck!!

There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over for speeding, the cop asks, "can I see your license and registration please!"

The blonde responds, "license and registration what is that?"

The cop respnds, "you will find your license in your purse and registration in your glove compartment."

The cop gets the license and registration and goes back to the car, and he calls dispatcher and reports it. The dispatcher replies, "this wouldnt be a blonde in a ferrari would it?" The cop replies, "yes it is." The dispatcher says, "go back to her car and drop your pants."

The cop responds back, "I cant do that!" The dispatcher says, "trust me, just do it!" then the cop replies, "ok whatever you say!"

So he walks back to her car, and drops his pants. The blonde turns around and says, "oh no, not another breathalizer test!"

How do you get a blond out of a tree?
→ Wave

How do you drown a blond?
→ Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.

What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito?
→ A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.

When can you tell witch cars a blond's car?
→ The stick shift is wet.

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
→ Third Grade.

How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
→ A 69 interrupted by a period.

How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
→ Flattered.