Open Blouse

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.

A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks:

- Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?

- Why, officer? - asks the blonde.

- Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.

- Oh my goodness - exclaims the blonde - I left my baby on the bus!