Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

How do you drown a blonde?
→ Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
→ Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"

Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
→ One.

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde".

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel?
→ An airbag!

Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
→ She kept having affairs with men!

How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?
→ She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".

"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.

"No," said the brunette.

"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
→ "Just flush it like everybody else does."