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Frog in Her Hair
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!
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Tail Gunner Mouse
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the mouse says:
- Tail gunner to pilot... Tail gunner to pilot..
The eagle says:
- what do you want?
The mouse asks how high up they are.
The eagle thinks for a moment and then says:
- ohh about 5,000 ft.
The mouse then replies:
- You wouldn't be shittin me now would ya??
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Worse Than a Maggot
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
→ Finding half an apple!
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Blind Skydiving
Why don't blind people skydive?
→ It scares the heck out of the dog.
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Parrot On Her Shoulder
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder.
- Woman: If you can tell me what kind of animal I have on my shoulder... I'll sleep with you.
- Guy: An alligator?
- Woman: Close enough
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Penguins On Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says:
- fill it up, please
The Attendant notices that the front and back seats of the car are occupied by penguins.
- Hey Buddy - says the attendant to the driver:
- These birds can't be happy like this...they're wild animals, you should take them to a zoo or something..
The motorist agrees to do so.
The next day the guy drives into the filling station and once more the attendant sees the penquins installed in the front and back seats, and they are all wearing sunglasses and holding towels...
- What's this? - he says to the driver:
- I thought you agreed to take these birds to the zoo?
The driver says:
- I did...and they had such a great time that today I'm taking them to the beach.
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Twelve Legs, Six Eyes
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
→ Three blind mice!
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Elephant Riddle
Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?
→ Ones a Bar Room and the others a BARRROOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
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Large Antlers
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
→ Mickey Moose!
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Monkeys At Christmas
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
→ Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..