Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
→ A dingo-ling!

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
→ He just beetled off!

Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
→ He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?
→ One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
→ Cows-mopolitan!

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk!
→ But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

How do hens encourage their football teams?
→ They egg them on!

Which insect didn't play well in goal?
→ The fumble bee!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
→ An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"