Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What is the bees favourite film?
→ The Sting!

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
→ A bee is an aeroplane!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?
→ The ground!

Why are elephants grey?
→ So you can tell them from flamingos!

How did the calf's final exam turn out?
→ Grade A!

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?
→ A viper!

What's a mouse's least favorite record?
→ What's up Pussycat!

When does a dog go "moo"?
→ When it is learning a new language!

This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your parrots?"

The salesman answers, "The first one is $1,000."

"What does he know?"

"He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions."

"How about the second one?"

"The second parrot costs $5,000."

"What does he know?"

"He knows 100,000 words and 10,000 sentences, is able to solve mathematical expressions, and create computer programs."

"Then what is the price for the third one?" the buyer is wondering.

"This one costs $20,000."

"Really?!" wonders the excited buyer. "What does he know?"

"This one knows absolutely nothing, but the two others always call him 'THEIR BOSS.'"

What goes 99 click?
→ A centipede with a wooden leg.