Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
→ Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
→ One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
→ A steak-out!

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
→ Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

- Teacher: Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank!

- Pupil: Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet!

What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
→ Stalagmice!

When does a female deer need money?
→ When she doesn't have a buck.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?
→ Because they're all pigs.

What kind of wig can hear?
→ An earwig!

What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
→ A bramble bee!