Random joke from this category
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
→ His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
→ Because they have cotton balls.
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
→ Addercadabra and abradacobra!
What do you call a stupid ant?
→ Antwerp.
What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
→ A clotheshorse!
What's long and stylish and full of cats?
→ The Easter Purrade!
- Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian!
- No need to, it already has its own spots!
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
→ Beef-flat!
Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon
What goes 99 click?
→ A centipede with a wooden leg.
