Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster!

What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?
→ A horses shadow!

Whats a frogs favourite game?
→ It's croak-et!

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
→ Hop in!

What are cows favorite party games?
→ MOO-sical chairs!

What snakes are good at sums?
→ Adders!

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?
→ Because he had his own scales!

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.

A farmer replied:

- Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.

- Well - replied the man - she must have had a lot of friends.

- Nope - said the farmer - we all just want to buy his mule.

Why was the man sued by his horse?
→ For palomino-money!

What do you call the horse than lives next door?
→ A neighbour!