Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

How do dolphins send messages?
→ By sea-mail.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?
→ With dog diskettes!

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other:

- Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?

The other replies:

- Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.

So that night he did and God replied:

- You are what you are.

The next day he said to the other zebra:

- I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are.

The second zebra responds:

- You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
→ "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

What makes a glow worm glow?
→ A light meal!

Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?
→ A sentrypede.

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
→ It was a crusty steed!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?
→ He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What do frogs drink?
→ Hot croako!