Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

- You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.

- Well neither can a fence!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?
→ Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you find in an elephants graveyard?
→ Elephantoms!

What animals were last to leave the ark?
→ The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What's big and grey and wears a mask?
→ The elephantom of the opera!

How do wasps send messages?
→ By bee-mail.

What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?
→ A great pane!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?
→ Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?
→ A tri-syrup-tops.

One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:

- How many here believe in ghosts?

Everyone put up their hand.

- How many have seen ghosts?

A lot of people put up their hand.

- How many have touched a ghost?

Five people put up their hands.

- How many have had sex with a ghost?

One person put up their hand.

- Well then - said the host.

- why don't you come up here and tell us all about it.

The man walked up.

- So, how was your night with the ghost? - asked the host.

- Ghost? - Said the man.

- Sorry, I thought you said goat.