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Elephant On A Grape
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
→ Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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Whino Dog
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
→ A whino!
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Eating With Its Tail
Which dog eats with its tail?
→ All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
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Chicken Dance
Which dance will a chicken not do?
→ The foxtrot!
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Taming Wild Cats
Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face
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Python's Pop Group
What's a python's favourite pop group?
→ Squeeze!
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Worse Than Toothache
What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
→ A centipede with athlete's foot!
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Bell Crossed With Bee
What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?
→ A humdinger.
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Octopus Lovers
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?
→ Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
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Racehorse Named Bad News
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
→ Because bad news travels fast!