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Retired Pigs
Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
→ The tropigs!
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Eek, Eek, Bang
What goes eek, eek, bang?
→ A mouse in a minefield!
New Husband, New Dog
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
→ After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Amorous Fleas
What did one amorous flea say to the other?
→ I love you aw-flea.
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Frog Ferry Cross
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
→ A hoppercraft!
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Elephant And Bad Pupil
What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
→ One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
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Flower Sniffing Dog
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
→ A bud hound!
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Warm Dog in Summer
Why is a dog so warm in Summer?
→ He wears a coat and pants.
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White Sneakers
Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
→ Because his boots were at the menders!
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Invisible Cow
What do you get from an invisible cow?
→ Evaporated milk!