Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you give a sick horse?
→ Cough stirrup.

What kind of shoes to frogs like?
→ Open toad sandals!

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster.

Tarzan was tired when he came home.

- What have you been doing? - asked Jane.

- Chasing a herd of elephants on vines.

- Really? - said Jane.

- I thought elephants stayed on the ground!

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neighbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopped beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
→ A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
→ Because you can't bury them in the sky!

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
→ His tricycle will be parked outside.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
→ Bunny and Clyde.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
→ So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.