Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
→ Mom! I see an angel.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?
→ Paul, stop monkeying around!

When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around?
→ They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

I've Been Bitten! by A. Flea

What kind of bees make milk?
→ Boobies!

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
→ The Masked-quito!

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said:

- I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer.

One hunter groaned:

- Well, it worked. They're all safe.

Why are clouds like jockeys?
→ Because they hold the reins!

Where do you take a sick horse?
→ To the Horspital!