Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
→ He wanted to see the floor show!

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes!

What bee is good for your health?
→ Vitamin bee!

The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel.

- They're yours, but what are they for? - the genie asked.

- I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse.

- But the squirrel? - asked the genie.

- I need something to go 'click-click' to start the horse!!!

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
→ He was a sherbet!

What is a thespian pony?
→ A little horse play!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
→ A zebra!

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?
→ Stop beating a dead hearse!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
→ A croaker spaniel!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
→ A frog with hiccups!