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→ What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
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What did the maggot say to another?
→ What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
→ A dirty kid!
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
→ Because her children weren't that bright!
What's the biggest moth in the world?
→ A mammoth!
What has antlers and sucks blood?
→ A moose-quito!
- First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?
- Second Caribou: The litterbug.
What is the best way to hunt bear?
→ With your clothes off
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!
What side of the dog has the most fur?
→ The Outside.
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?
→ A bald eagle!