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Mice Moving Home
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
→ With a mouse warming party!
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How do mice celebrate when they move home?
→ With a mouse warming party!
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
→ King Kong in clingfilm
What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?
→ A buzzness suit!
Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
→ A herring aid!
What did the sardine call the submarine?
→ A can of people!
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
→ You get very lumpy ice cream!
How do skunks like their e-mails?
→ Scent.
Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
→ At a flea market!
What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner?
→ Have a short table!