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What is life like for a wood worm?
→ Boring!

Where do bees keep their money?
→ In a honey box!

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
→ Shot it!

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?
→ Business kept falling off!

Where do frogs keep their treasure?
→ In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
→ A flat fish!

How do you make an elephant sandwich?
→ First of all, you get a very large loaf...

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
→ When it's a baby elephant!

Why do elephants have trunks?
→ Because they would look silly carrying suitcases!