Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
→ Deviled eggs!

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
→ Pen and Oink!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?
→ Collie-wood!

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
→ Mice cubes!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
→ Mickey Moose!

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
→ Because an itch in time saves nine.

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

What does a Gorilla attorney study?
→ The Law of the jungle!

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?
→ Six weeks old!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
→ His bark was much worse than it's bite!