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What song to snakes like to sing?
→ Viva Aspana!

Did you hear the Energizer Bunny was arrested?
→ Charged with battery!

Why did the pig go to the casino?
→ To play the slop machine!

What business is King Kong in?
→ Monkey business.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
→ A cub reporter.

How can you make a moth ball?
→ Hit it with a fly swatter.

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?
→ As little as possible, dummy!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a verbal command ("Jump!").

In a first stage of experiment he removed flea's leg, told her to jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote in his scientific notebook:

- Upon removing one leg all flea organs function properly.

So, he removed the second leg, asked the flea to jump, she obeyed, so he wrote again:

- Upon removing the second leg all flea organs function properly.

Thereafter he removed all the legs but one, the flea jumped when ordered, so he wrote again:

- Upon removing the next leg all flea organs function properly.

Then he removed the last leg. Told flea to jump, and nothing happened.
He did not want to take a chance, so he repeated the experiment several times, and the leg less flea never jumped. So he wrote the conclusion:

- Upon removing the last leg the flea loses sense of hearing.