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How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
→ A humdred!

When is a car like a frog?
→ When it's being toad!

Which dog is always without a tail?
→ A hot dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?
→ A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
→ The collie wobbles!

Why did the dog cross the road?
→ Because it was the chickens day off.

At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.

The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.

Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained:

- I was just trying to be a good ring bear.

A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg.

The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit.

A busybody who had been watching ran up to him and said:

- You shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!

The blind man retorted:

- I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find his mouth so that I can kick him in the ass!

What to you call a Russian flea?
→ A Moscow-ito!

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
→ Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!