Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
→ They prefer cricket matches!

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
→ Rabbits habits.

What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
→ Hoppy-go-lucky.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?
→ She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

How do fireflies start a race?
→ Ready, steady, glow!

What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant?
→ Decadant.

How do you spot a modern spider?
→ He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What do bees chew?
→ Bumble gum!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?
→ He didn't take it - he already had a door!

If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
→ Wet!