Upset Easter Bunny
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
→ He was having a bad hare day!
Random joke from this category
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
→ He was having a bad hare day!
What is a dog's favourite food?
→ Anything that is on your plate!
There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left?
→ Nine!
What do you get from a cowmedian?
→ Cream of Wit!
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
→ It was a boxer!
- Monster: Where do fleas go in winter?
- Werewolf: Search me!
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
→ A flat miner.
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?
→ King Kong's shadow.
Why is a racehorse like a letter?
→ They both begin a trip at the post!
Two elephants jumped off a cliff.......
BOOM BOOM!