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Chicken Eats Cement
What happened when the chicken ate cement?
→ She laid a sidewalk!
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Chicken Coop Doors
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
→ Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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Pig On The Line
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
→ A lot of crackling on the line!
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Wrestling Champion Rabbit
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
→ It had a lot of hare pins!
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Pigs and Grapes
What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?
→ A swine gut!
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Kong and Watchdog
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?
→ A terrified postman.
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Sporting Dog Bugs
What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
→ Ath-fleats!
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Gorilla School Lessons
What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
→ The Apey-cees!
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Finding the Fleas
- How did you find the fleas?
- I didn't! They found me!
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Chihuahua Basketball
What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
→ A tennis ball!