Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?
→ Twenty after one.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
→ One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What do you call a pig thief?
→ A hamburglar!

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin?
→ A lid!

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?
→ A spinning wheel!

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?
→ He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why do penguins eat fish?
→ Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?
→ Plenty of room!

What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
→ A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?
→ They couldn't fit a deer into the car.