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The Owl, Owl
Why did the owl, owl?
→ Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
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Santa Pig
Why can't there be a Santa Pig?
→ Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
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Cow's Favorite Song
What's a cow's favourite love song?
→ When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
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Gorilla Politics
What political party entices most Gorillas?
→ The Treepublican Party!
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Parrots And Umbrellas
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
→ So they don't become polly-saturated!
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Duck and Cow
What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road?
→ Milk and Quackers
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Turtle Crossing
Why did the Turtle cross the road?
→ To get to the shell station.
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Octopus Family
- Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?
- Pupil: Nobody I know!
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Teacher Pig
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
→ Because he was an old boar.
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Big Pig on Stage
Why did the big pig want to go on stage?
→ There was a lot of ham in him.