Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Where do sharks come from?
→ Sharkago!

How would you get four reindeer in a car?
→ Two in the front and two in the back!

And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
→ Take the reindeer out first

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
→ This one will sleigh you!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
→ A big stinker!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
→ They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What kind of ant is good at maths?
→ An accountant!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
→ A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
→ A bear faced lyre!

- Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed?

- Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?
→ A darthvark!