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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
→ When its spray pump is out of order!

Which big cat should you never play cards with?
→ A cheetah!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
→ A stripey sweater!

Why was the little bear so spoiled?
→ Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Can you spell very happy with three letters?
→ XTC (ecstasy).

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
→ Lawsuits.

Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. What happened said the farmer, Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had of asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box

What kind of ant is good at maths?
→ An accountant!

What's an extroverted accountant?
→ One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.