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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
→ A Moles Royce.

One goldfish to his tankmate:

- If there's no God, who changes the water?

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
→ A bit of a shock really!

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
→ Two octopuses shaking hands.

- Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

- Policeman: It was a moving violation.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
→ The joystick is wet.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
→ Because it's a nappy time.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
→ Nothing, you just run away!