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"Room service? Send up a larger room."

What do you call a male quartet?
→ Three men and a tenor.

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage.

- Look - she reacted.

- We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other.

- You're wrong - the young man replied.

- For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account.

- My birthday's coming. Do you know what I need?

- Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
→ They were empty.

- Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?

- My right hand.

- Amazing! Most people have to use the on/off switch.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?
→ 3 years

- Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?

- No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
→ The bored room!