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What's another term for cunnilingus?
→ Genital Slurpees.

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
→ Let everyone go first!

A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy:

- So your mother says your prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does she say?

The little boy replied:

- Thank God he's in bed!

How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?
→ There is white out on the screen

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until reaches heavily into the ground with a hard knock over his shell.

After recovering his consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps again, and knocks the ground heavily again.

The little turtle insisted again and again after each knock, while a couple of birds sitting at the edge of a branch, looking the turtle with pain.. suddenly the female bird says to the male:

- Hey dear, I think it's time to tell our little turtle he is adopted.

Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
→ They taste funny.

- Peter: My brother wants to work badly!

- Anita: As I remember, he usually does!

Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
→ You slap him and he slaps you back!