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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
→ We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

A rabbit's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

- Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?

- Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!

- Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
→ Santa Clues!

- Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.

- Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
→ "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?
→ Platform shoes!

Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. 'What are the holes for?' Ben asked.

'They're knot holes,' said his dad.

'What are they, then, if they're not holes?' asked Ben.

What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
→ Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
→ Because he didn't want to be recognised!