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When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions?
→ When he married outside of his family.

- Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange!

- Have you tried playing squash?

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
→ About a wick!

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
→ Because they're both stopped by the rein.

- Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet?

- Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes!

How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane?
→ He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night.

What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
→ - You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!

Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.
That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!

Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping.

- What are the holes for? - Ben asked.

- They're knot holes - said his dad.

- What are they, then, if they're not holes? - asked Ben.