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Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party?
→ It was a scream!

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
→ The letter "D"!

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?
→ Jungle bells.

Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
→ It takes too long to retrain them.

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer?
→ Chelsea Clinton

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question:

"Will I be acquitted?"

What's Christmas called in England?
→ Yule Britannia!

- It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.

- Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

What's Clinton's favorite baseball team?
→ The Dodgers.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
→ Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.