Most viewed jokes

- Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.

- Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
→ Best vicious of the season

A rabbit's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer?
→ Chelsea Clinton

What's Clinton's favorite baseball team?
→ The Dodgers.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
→ The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
→ Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
→ Santa Clues!

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?
→ Platform shoes!

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
→ Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.