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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
→ Black mail!

Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?
→ Because it wasn't raining!

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?
→ Moo moos

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
→ Best vicious of the season

What does Father Christmas call his money?
→ Iced lolly?

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?
→ A phantomime!

- Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange!

- Have you tried playing squash?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
→ The letter "D"!

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
→ Grave-y!

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class.
"What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."